Sorry About Computer

New decade, new nonsense

Folks, whenever you lose information, it's gone. Anything that appears to be reversing informational entropy is making stuff up. This is just making stuff up believably. Please set yourself in opposition to this tech being used against people.

— the absurdian order 🏴🐬 (@actionattheend) August 31, 2021

The building’s security system has been sounding a fire alarm for twelve hours continuously because of an error and this is the exact email I just got from the landlord: “it’s a wifi issue”

— badidea 🪐 (@0xabad1dea) August 31, 2021

#InfoSec #CyberSecurity #Cloud

— Coleman Kane (@colemankane) August 28, 2021

Nothing is more powerful than NOTEPAD.EXE

— Scott Hanselman (@shanselman) August 27, 2021

I didn't mention the best part: This was supposed to be a competition for machine learning. You had 12 hrs to train your net, then 3 to compute. Bill's winning team "trained" for 10 secs (downloaded data), then waited 11:59:50 to start computing (no ML!).

Humans for the win!

— Alex Kontorovich (@AlexKontorovich) August 5, 2021

Pentesting SCADA systems...

— Jilles🏳️‍🌈 (@jilles_com) August 23, 2021

This wouldn't have been a problem if the Swedish state had immediately sold off the Bitcoin when they confiscated it.

— Motherboard (@motherboard) August 24, 2021

If you're in the Loop, you must visit the Blue Screen of Death Fountain

— Zach Long (@z_long) August 23, 2021

With each passing generation, Xbox tries to shame my Pac-Man ghost avatar by shrinking it ever smaller and smaller. I will not yield. I bought this gamerpic for 80 Xbox Points in 2006, and I'll be fucked if it won't remain the best dollar I've ever spent until the seas boil over

— Gabriel Roland (@noukon) August 19, 2021

Software at its best

— Katelyn Gadd (@antumbral) August 20, 2021

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