Sorry About Computer

New decade, new nonsense

Pinterest users are not allowed to be born on the 1st of January, 1970

— David Buchanan (@David3141593) March 30, 2023

Big brain business name 🧠

— Alicia Tatone (@AliciaTatone) March 28, 2023

Introducing acropalypse: a serious privacy vulnerability in the Google Pixel's inbuilt screenshot editing tool, Markup, enabling partial recovery of the original, unedited image data of a cropped and/or redacted screenshot. Huge thanks to @David3141593 for his help throughout!

— Simon Aarons (@ItsSimonTime) March 17, 2023

OW's art director one told me during Zangarmarsh's development, the perf was HORRIFIC and artists were stumped as to why. Turns out designers had downscaled the GIANT mushrooms into tiny ones and dropped them all over the map.

— Tracy Kennedy (@RiotLavaliere) March 16, 2023

This is absurd. To check if I'm a robot, they're using AI generated images and none of them look remotely like basketballs.
Yet *I'm* the one who's wrong.

— Shawn Alexander Allen (@ShawnDoubleA) March 10, 2023

In Super Mario World, the variable that determines which way Mario is facing has two values that are used - left and right - and 254 unused values. Making Mario face these "extradimensional directions" can distort him, discolor him, or even turn him into eggs.

— Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) March 2, 2023

Volkswagen caused a delay in locating an abducted 2-year-old inside a stolen car because the vehicle's GPS subscription had expired. The detective explained the situation, but VW wouldn't budge.

This is the innovation that capitalism offers.

"Give us $150 or the kid gets it!"

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) February 28, 2023

"C/C++ is not a real language and it pisses me off when they don't separate them"

dear sibling in Christ half of the people training for C++ explicitly went to C shops and sold it as "you only have to make a few small changes and then incrementally improve"

you made the C/C++

— Björkus "Fix It Or Die Trying" Dorkus (@__phantomderp) February 21, 2023

My new favorite thing - Bing's new ChatGPT bot argues with a user, gaslights them about the current year being 2022, says their phone might have a virus, and says "You have not been a good user"

Why? Because the person asked where Avatar 2 is showing nearby

— Jon Uleis (@MovingToTheSun) February 13, 2023

In ‘sentences that would make your nan’s head explode’: I can’t update my car because I live on a hill

— Clare Eliza (@clare_eliza) January 29, 2023

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