Sorry About Computer

New decade, new nonsense

thanks, IDE

— Jonas Schievink (@sheevink) May 13, 2021

basically no one in the federal government is paying any attention at all to cybersecurity for these huge pipelines that transport millions of gallons of fossil fuels a day so OF COURSE one got hacked!!! my latest:

— molly taft (@mollytaft) May 11, 2021

Wow, so Berkshire Hathaway is so expensive it broke NASDAQ data feeds.

Apparently the feeds transmit stock prices as int32. The highest number they can handle is $429,496.7295.

Berkshire class A hit $421,000 and disappeared from the feed. Fix is slated for May 17th

— Matt Rickard (@mattrickard) May 5, 2021

Sorry you can't have a drivers license because the private company you have to sign up for an account with for some reason decided that your phone number has a "score too high" (?)

— ''Steve'' (@extranapkins) May 4, 2021

Why would you want this? Several reasons.

Without this, a USB 3 hub does not give you any more bandwidth for USB 2 devices. You are limited to 480 Mbps *total*. Plug a USB 2 device behind one of these, and it becomes SuperSpeed and no longer fights the other USB 2 devices.

— Hector Martin (@marcan42) May 3, 2021

Okay I thought this one straight up has to be hyperbole, there's no way they'd make an airbag that checks your subscription status or it doesn't go off, but it's fucking TRUE: "Without the subscription service through In&Motion, the airbag system is non-operational."

— e(Ag)le (@SilverEagleDev) April 30, 2021

GAME CHARACTERS GOING OUT OF BOUNDS AND WALKING THROUGH KERNEL MEMORY WAS 100% REAL IN MACOS. @bmironer remembered the 2005 blog post from the developer, famous computer scientist Alan Kay. It was called "The Colony."

— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) May 1, 2021

...ignoring Docker updates is a paid feature now??

— Brendan Dolan-Gavitt (@moyix) May 1, 2021

I am not cut out for this modern world, especially one where touchscreens have replaced the reliable technology of a “handle” in bathrooms—and where you can’t wash your hands because “internal storage running out” means “applications & system functions may not work well”

— Dr. Steven W. Thrasher (@thrasherxy) April 29, 2021

With advocates like this, how could C++ possibly need enemies

— Katelyn Gadd (@antumbral) April 29, 2021

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